Rather than just ordering water at a bar.
I order….
tonic with lime.
Some people say it’s like drinking gasoline or soap. But isn’t that just like alcohol? I am just trying to fit in with my glass of clear liquid and red straw. Besides, it does look like vodka on the rocks. Except why would I have an 8 oz glass?
You will never know until you try.
Whatever Jenn, we all know you’re a huge drunk.