You see, my baby powerbook was everything I wanted. Lightweight. Thin and small. Eye-dazzling. Sexy. And the this powerbook is with me and not you bragging rights. Unfortunately years passed (almost 4) and my baby powerbook is becoming slower and slower. And gaining all this unnecessary bangs and marks.
The baby powerbook is still chugging.
But I laid eyes on you. Thin. Dazzling. Light. So many fans. And you were going to be mine for a tiny price of $1799.
Then I realized you had no disc drive and you stole drives from others.
That’s like borrowing toilet paper from your next door neighbor every single time, because you couldn’t afford to get your own.