SF Headlines like the Onion

I came across an episode of This American Life of the “Tough Room” at the Onion. Although old, it reminds me of how much I spend scraping my words nowadays like a recent piece I wrote at Medium.

At Berkeley, I desperately wanted to write at the campus newspaper The Daily Cal and the satirical weekly The Heuristic Squelch

But if I had to make a list of headlines speaking about life in San Francisco, what would they be?

  • Fake cronut tricks local hipsters
  • Karl the fog hurt by the sun
  • Cyclists stop at a red light
  • Mission hipsters tell new hip bakery to open in Oakland
  • Google employees ask for shuttle stops on every city block in San Francisco
  • Frank Chu decides only to appear at protests
  • All stop signs removed by cyclists
  • The fast food movement gains momentum
  • Startup employee lives only on company snacks
  • Golden Gate Bakery accepts orders only in Chinese
  • Homeless man sells a cityshare bike for $100
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