{"id":1001,"date":"2004-05-16T12:56:08","date_gmt":"2004-05-16T19:56:08","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1001","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A huge bug flew into the apartment from the small opening from my partially open balcony door (how did that happen?  I remember closing and locking it a few days ago).  I saw it as it danced along the walls.  Huge long legs.  A huge mosquito.  But then somehow it disappeared from my sight and I didn\\&#8217;t think much about it as I idled around for the next few hours (when I could have been studying for finals).<\/p>\n<p>Then it came back again into view right before I went to sleep.  Normally, girls would scream.  But I am not that type.  Instead, I grabbed a plastic bag from the kitchen and put the bag over it.  I opened the balcony door and dropped the bag outside.  I heard the bug skittering inside, screaming.<\/p>\n<p>Two years ago, there was a spider in the apartment and my roommates asked me to take care of it.  So I did the same thing, \\&#8221;coaxed\\&#8221; the spider to go inside a plastic bag.  Then I promptly dumped it outside.  I remember one of my roommates shrilly asking, \\&#8221;Why did you let it live?!\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I just hope that doesn\\&#8217;t happen next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A huge bug flew into the apartment from the small opening from my partially open balcony door (how did that happen? I remember closing and locking it a few days ago). I saw it as it danced along the walls. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1001\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}