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I had to check out at 11 am today. So right now, I am sitting in front of Morewood Gardens in a pseudo-park. There are 3 guys standing at the corner, waving posters around. \\”CAR WASH! CAR WASH!\\”<\/p>\n

Then at one point, they would carry dialogue:
\n\\”MY CAR IS DIRTY!\\”
\n\\”GET A CAR WASH!\\”
\n\\”WHERE IS IT, SAM?\\”
\n\\”IN THE MOREWOOD PARKING LOT! THAT WAY! THAT WAY!\\”
\n\\”HOW MUCH IS IT, SAM?\\”
\n\\”DONATION-BASED!\\”
\n\\”WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, SAM?\\”
\n\\”GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!\\”
\n\\”CAAAAAR WAAAAAASH!\\”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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