{"id":1087,"date":"2004-08-03T23:02:18","date_gmt":"2004-08-04T06:02:18","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1087","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the first day in a long time that I have worn my glasses in public.  For some reason, my left eye has been irritating me.  It turned pink for no reason, scaring little kids.  No I am not contagious, old ladies.  I am not going to haunt your dreams, little girl.  I just have&#8230;a pink eye?<\/p>\n<p>But I have always avoided using my glasses for the fact that they\\&#8217;re ridiculously thick.  Without them, I cannot see that well.  If you think you\\&#8217;re very near-sighted, then I am very very near-sighted.  My prescription is&#8230;900.  Most people I know are around 400.  There\\&#8217;s only one PERSON that I know (besides my family) who has worse eyes than me.<\/p>\n<p>There are times I envy the fact that some people can go to interviews wearing their glasses.  But the main problem for me is that&#8230;my eyes look too deformed these thick lenses.  Too bulgy.  So it goes?<\/p>\n<p>Finished <a href=\\\"http:\/\/foto.unoccupied.org\/20040801\\\">FOTOLOG<\/a>.  Farewell party is now in motion.  Who wants to be invited?  Who can make it?  Who really wants to say goodbye to me&#8230;to only see me on aim again the very next day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the first day in a long time that I have worn my glasses in public. For some reason, my left eye has been irritating me. It turned pink for no reason, scaring little kids. No I am not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1087\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}