{"id":1097,"date":"2004-08-15T02:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-15T09:14:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1097","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So if someone passes out or falls asleep at your party, are you obligated to take advantage of the situation (draw something on the forehead, dribble shaving cream all over&#8230;)?<\/p>\n<p>I think I missed my opportunity. :(<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, in other news, I ditched my own farewell party for over 2 hours just to visit a testerone-fest of doom 3, et al. for Rescomp aka gamenight.  I did return later to my own to clean up and didn\\&#8217;t leave until 4 am.  Usually I do one of these things (invite everyone I know to one place at one time) every other year.  I always find it odd that it\\&#8217;s almost a new batch of people every time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So if someone passes out or falls asleep at your party, are you obligated to take advantage of the situation (draw something on the forehead, dribble shaving cream all over&#8230;)? I think I missed my opportunity. :( But anyway, in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1097\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}