{"id":1099,"date":"2004-08-17T00:32:53","date_gmt":"2004-08-17T07:32:53","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today, the alarm went off in the storage room.  I took responsibility.  And a policewoman took down my id.  She said over her radio, \\&#8221;Accidental alarm setoff.  Person responsible.  First name [insert full name], common spelling.  Last name Ng, spelled as N-G.  Twenty two years old.  Asian.  Female.\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Almost arrested!!!  But not. :(<\/p>\n<p>Is it just me or am I getting along with so many people just because there is so little time left?  Is it that syndrome of closing time when everyone\/everything looks so much better (and cooler) than they do in normal daylight?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway in other news, I realized that I have to clean up my buddy list to make way for new cmu people I am going meet next week.  Maybe I should clean up my security group (people who I stalk online, but never im).  WHO WANTS TO BE DELETED?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today, the alarm went off in the storage room. I took responsibility. And a policewoman took down my id. She said over her radio, \\&#8221;Accidental alarm setoff. Person responsible. First name [insert full name], common spelling. Last name Ng, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1099\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}