{"id":116,"date":"2002-03-02T23:05:18","date_gmt":"2002-03-03T07:05:18","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Freaky!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so my roommate tumbles into my apartment with thousands of grocery bags.  She tells me that someone was following her home while she took the shuttle and was nearly in tears.  :(  Then she went to call her family.<\/p>\n<p>Then someone knocked on our door.  I decided to answer it.  My roommate had described the guy as African American, but the guy didn\\&#8217;t look African American at all.  He asked for Shirley.  I told him that nobody by that name lived in the apartment.  Then I proceeded to ask where he was from and why he was there.  \\&#8221;Hawaii.  I came a long way.\\&#8221;  Yeah yeah.  I asked him whether he knew Shirley\\&#8217;s number, but he did not.  I asked him why would he even get to Berkeley if he didn\\&#8217;t know where she lived.  Then he gave a sheepish smile and agreed that he probably was in the wrong place.  Then I politely apologized and directed him toward City Hall&#8230;or some other organization.  Then I closed the door.<\/p>\n<p>I felt that I was kind of full of it.  I was about to ask my roommate whether that was the guy, but then I remembered her describing him as African American.  So I didn\\&#8217;t say anything.  But I felt bad&#8230;so I went downstairs and looked around the apartment building.  The stairs to the roof.  Nobody.  The stairwell was empty.  I went back upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>I asked my roommate whether he had a white beard.  She freaked out.  It was the guy.  So I decided to check around again.  Nobody in the stairs.  I looked outside our front door and my heart leapt.  He was there.  I opened the front door and asked accusingly, \\&#8221;What are you doing here?\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\\&#8221;Oooh I have been evicted&#8230;\\&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Then as politely as I could, I said that I would call a hostel for him.  \\&#8221;Just a minute!\\&#8221; I smiled.<\/p>\n<p>I ran back upstairs and ran into my apartment.  Then I told my roommate to call the police.  About five minutes later (or ten&#8230;), the police arrived.  I talked to the officer for a bit describing my story.  Then he talked to my roommate.  Then the police officer went away to talk to the shuttle driver who drove my roommate home.<\/p>\n<p>So freaky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Freaky! Okay, so my roommate tumbles into my apartment with thousands of grocery bags. She tells me that someone was following her home while she took the shuttle and was nearly in tears. :( Then she went to call her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=116\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}