{"id":1278,"date":"2005-02-14T01:15:26","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T09:15:26","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1278","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OH HEYYYYYYY&#8230;HAPPY MONDAY!!!<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: late evening of this lovely Monday<\/p>\n<p>So after thinking it over, I probably am still satisfied with being single.  After almost a year of being unattached, I can\\&#8217;t really imagine being with anybody.  The tears, the strife, the hardships are almost not worth it at all.<\/p>\n<p>So why settle for less?  Right now at this moment, I am satisfied with the friendships I have.  And especially with myself.  Who else can know exactly what kind of candy I want?  Me.  Who else would know exactly how I would like to spend my free nights?  Me.  Who else would know exactly what kind of gift to give myself?  (Like a 6 lb burger.)  Me. Of course.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I came home and saw a bouquet of roses.  I remember <a href=\\\"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?p=221&#038;c=1\\\">the last time<\/a> I got a dozen roses.  It was totally uncalled for.  And I had a pseudo-sinking feeling when I first saw them on my desk.  But today, it was only a distant memory.  Flowers die, but the act, the gesture you don\\&#8217;t forget.<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to give myself a v-day gift.  An obvious moment of singledom.  I ate Ben and Jerry\\&#8217;s for a good 10 minutes.  Then I went upstairs and took a 20 minute nap.  Now how can a significant give such a great gift like that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OH HEYYYYYYY&#8230;HAPPY MONDAY!!! EDIT: late evening of this lovely Monday So after thinking it over, I probably am still satisfied with being single. After almost a year of being unattached, I can\\&#8217;t really imagine being with anybody. The tears, the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1278\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}