{"id":1323,"date":"2005-03-28T22:46:14","date_gmt":"2005-03-29T06:46:14","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1323","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>Pittsburgh rainy weather is dangerous for pedestrians.  As I was going to the bus stop, a woman at the corner was screaming at cars.  The drains in Pittsburgh streets don\\&#8217;t do their job and massive puddles build up.  And cars\/buses can\\&#8217;t help but drive right through them, splashing unhappy pedestrians.<\/p>\n<p>In high school, on a sunny day, I walked past a large puddle left by a storm of a few days earlier.  Most cars just drove past it.  But one car, with several high school seniors veered into the puddle.  I was not soaked with just water.  But a combination of mud and water.  My dad helped me clean my clothes with a garden hose.<\/p>\n<p>I like walking around in bad weather.  Because it\\&#8217;s easier to be alone that way.  Who wants to be soaked?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my umbrella. Pittsburgh rainy weather is dangerous for pedestrians. As I was going to the bus stop, a woman at the corner was screaming at cars. The drains in Pittsburgh streets don\\&#8217;t do their job and massive puddles &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1323\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}