{"id":1416,"date":"2005-06-19T01:55:48","date_gmt":"2005-06-19T08:55:48","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1416","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am so never calling the music I listen to <i>emo<\/i>.  What was I thinking.  Sure, I did trail into Sunny Day Real Estate early on.  But after wandering through the world of Xangas, I thought <i>I am too old (and too arrogant) for this<\/i>.  The emo kids posted pictures of themselves with dyed black hair covering their faces aka confused metrosexuals, saying <i>Waaaah my gf left me<\/i> [for a real man]<i>. *cry*  I am sad.  Now I go home and write songs about being sad and hope she\\&#8217;ll notice me.  And listen to Dashboard Confessional and cry so more<\/i>.  (Although Dashboard Confessional is good.  Just don\\&#8217;t leave your hair EV-ERY-WHE-RE!)<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>Also, how did I become so disconnected with the online culture.  Where did the word <i>electrikk<\/i> come from?  Hey kids, it\\&#8217;s spelled <i>electric<\/i>, ok?  And stop referring to each other as <i>bitches<\/i>.  And no, going pro-ana or self-inflicting pain won\\&#8217;t really get you the attention you want.  At least emo kids usually have good grammar and spelling.  Thank god for that.<\/p>\n<p>My music is Jenn music.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am so never calling the music I listen to emo. What was I thinking. Sure, I did trail into Sunny Day Real Estate early on. But after wandering through the world of Xangas, I thought I am too old &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1416\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}