{"id":1417,"date":"2005-06-19T16:10:01","date_gmt":"2005-06-19T23:10:01","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1417","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fruit fly infestation downstairs.  Source discovered.  A rice cooker with month-old rice left by a former tenant.  Thank you former tenant.<\/p>\n<p>My sister told me that maggots probably are growing in the cooker.  I am afraid to lift the lid.  But upon this information, my sister being the scientist she is went on an information hunt.<\/p>\n<p>One of the commonly asked questions was:<br \/>\n<i>I think I ate a maggot. Will I die? <\/i><\/p>\n<p>The answer is:<br \/>\n<i>Yes, eventually; but probably not as a result of the maggot.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>EDIT: I made a special fly trap according to instructions online.  I was tempted to use all the beer that was sitting downstairs for the trap, but I decided against it.  Instead, I used my half full bottles of iced tea that I forget to drink&#8230;but end up sitting on my desk for days.  So I took a bottle of tonic water (from a month ago) and emptied it out.  I cut off the top third and filled the bottom with iced tea.  I added some sugar and a little of water.  Then I turned the top third upside down.  Then I took a plastic cup and filled it up with iced tea and covered it with saram wrap.  I poked holes in it with a toothpick, making it large enough for the flies.  Then I set these two traps on the kitchen counter.  Now I wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fruit fly infestation downstairs. Source discovered. A rice cooker with month-old rice left by a former tenant. Thank you former tenant. My sister told me that maggots probably are growing in the cooker. I am afraid to lift the lid. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1417\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}