Ah…yes…the truth has finally arrived! :D Most of you probably already saw this in my AIM profile. :)<\/p>\n
Credit to one of my sister\\’s friends. <\/p>\n
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nTwo: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.<\/p>\n
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nEleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.<\/p>\n
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nNone: Davis doesn\\’t have electricity.<\/p>\n
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nTwo: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.<\/p>\n
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nOnly one, but he gets six credits for it.<\/p>\n
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nSeventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb\\’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.<\/p>\n
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nNone: Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside)<\/p>\n
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nOne: she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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