{"id":1599,"date":"2005-12-04T22:55:49","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T06:55:49","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1599","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dad sent my sister and me the following poem titled \\&#8221;Happy Holidays\\&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>The holidays are coming<br \/>\nThe girls are homecoming<br \/>\nWe have no planning<br \/>\nBooks and supplies we will be buying<br \/>\nThe girls will not be on the street standing <\/p>\n<p>Ching, ching, ching<\/p>\n<p>One day the old man will be smiling<br \/>\nA Mercedes good to travel <br \/>\nThe old lady will not bellow \u2018cause<br \/>\nToo many trips to marvel<\/p>\n<p>Yep yep yep<\/p>\n<p>The girls ask why the old man\u2019s rapping<br \/>\nHe replies time\u2019s changing<\/p>\n<p>Ching, Ching, Ching<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dad sent my sister and me the following poem titled \\&#8221;Happy Holidays\\&#8221;: The holidays are coming The girls are homecoming We have no planning Books and supplies we will be buying The girls will not be on the street &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1599\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}