{"id":1682,"date":"2006-02-14T12:33:32","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T20:33:32","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1682","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\\&#8221;Do you get sad on valentine\\&#8217;s day?\\&#8221; Sam-o asked a few days ago.<\/p>\n<p>To which, I replied \\&#8221;No.\\&#8221;  Then I added in wistfulness, \\&#8221;But I may be slightly disappointed this year.\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then again, those of us who are single call this holiday a hallmark-created holiday, a foolish idea to sell red velvet hearts, chocolate kisses, and book two-seaters at romantic restaurants.  I wish I knew more females in Pittsburgh so that I could do the <a href=\\\"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?p=73\\\">dinner thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I did buy my housemate a Mrs. Fields heart of assorted chocolates.  Only because a few weeks ago, she offered me a piece of her Russell Stovers chocolates she left in the living room and I found myself eating one every time I was downstairs, resulting a near-empty box before my housemate finally noticed.  I had a sheepish smile on my face.<\/p>\n<p>Warning: if you offer something sweet to this girl, don\\&#8217;t expect it to be there the following day.  I know my teammates remember what happened when one of our clients got us a box of salt water taffy.  So good, by the way.<\/p>\n<p>So in the end, perhaps I am happy because tomorrow there will be a huge sale on all things sweet and heart-attacking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\\&#8221;Do you get sad on valentine\\&#8217;s day?\\&#8221; Sam-o asked a few days ago. To which, I replied \\&#8221;No.\\&#8221; Then I added in wistfulness, \\&#8221;But I may be slightly disappointed this year.\\&#8221; Then again, those of us who are single call &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1682\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}