{"id":1699,"date":"2006-03-01T00:38:57","date_gmt":"2006-03-01T08:38:57","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1699","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After 4 weeks, I am getting irritated with having a splint.  And a broken right hand that I can\\&#8217;t do too much with.   I am too naturally independent.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I wanted to take out the garbage (because nobody else was).  So I pulled the bag out of our plastic kitchen trash.  The bag wouldn\\&#8217;t budge.  I pulled again with my left hand, but my balance was off and it toppled over.  I spent the next five minutes struggling, just doing all the work with my weaker left hand.  Then I dragged it over to the dumpster in the parking lot, realizing that I couldn\\&#8217;t lift the bag up with one hand while opening the dumpster lid.  I was frustrated.  I was about to leave it there next to the dumpster, not willing to sacrifice my right hand just for garbage.  Eventually I was able to lift the bag to one side of the dumpster.  I lifted the lid with my left and clumsily pulled the bag with as little force as possible with my right.  Sigh.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.emedicinehealth.com\/articles\/4585-7.asp\\\">Boxer\\&#8217;s Fracture<\/a>, they call it.  Too bad I fell while skiing not when I was punching someone out.  For the latter, at least I would have a nice consequence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After 4 weeks, I am getting irritated with having a splint. And a broken right hand that I can\\&#8217;t do too much with. I am too naturally independent. Yesterday, I wanted to take out the garbage (because nobody else was). &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1699\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}