On Sunday, my dad learned from a lawyer that there are 7 ways to answer a question:
\n1. No.
\n2. Yes.
\n3. I don’t remember.
\n4. I don’t know.
\n5. I don’t understand the question.
\n6. I can’t answer the question (5th amendment)
\n7. Green.<\/p>\n
Green as in don’t elaborate more than you have to.<\/i> If asked what color your car is, don’t say it was yellow before until you painted it green this summer. Simplicity and the way to manipulate the system.<\/p>\n
In other news, my new potential roommate just finished up at Harvard Law and fits my requirements perfectly. I could be living with a lawyer in a month!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
On Sunday, my dad learned from a lawyer that there are 7 ways to answer a question: 1. No. 2. Yes. 3. I don’t remember. 4. I don’t know. 5. I don’t understand the question. 6. I can’t answer the … Continue reading