{"id":1931,"date":"2006-11-18T02:53:50","date_gmt":"2006-11-18T09:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2006-11-18T02:53:50","modified_gmt":"2006-11-18T09:53:50","slug":"when-do-you-work-out-when-i-pick-up-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1931","title":{"rendered":"When do you work out?  When I pick up chicks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I was discussing with <a href=\"http:\/\/jtblog.typepad.com\/jtblog\/\">Joe<\/a> about a recent pick-up line someone did on me.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I couldn&#8217;t remember it clearly, but somehow my fuzzy memory came up with:<\/p>\n<p><i>Oh baby did you crawl out of an oven, because you&#8217;re soooo hot.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And the only comeback I could think of was <i>Sorry baby, only great men deserve a taste.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I was discussing with Joe about a recent pick-up line someone did on me. Of course, I couldn&#8217;t remember it clearly, but somehow my fuzzy memory came up with: Oh baby did you crawl out of an oven, because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1931\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}