{"id":1978,"date":"2007-01-10T11:15:53","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T19:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2007-01-10T11:15:53","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T19:15:53","slug":"nice-parking-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1978","title":{"rendered":"Nice parking job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t received any of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youparklikeanasshole.com\/\">these<\/a> yet.  But also most of the time, I don&#8217;t drive in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>But when I do.  Parking is one of my least favorite things to do.  I admit that I don&#8217;t have the best intricate spatial knowledge in the world.  So I rely on tricks I have learned in the past.  <i>Turn when your rear view mirror is past&#8230;<\/i>  <i>Swing left before turning right&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Still you can&#8217;t help but feel sympathy for those who inadverdently parked three feet away from the curb rather than one.  Or when they parked too close to the driveway.  But then there are those (like cars in the Mission) who park in the middle of the street.  Because they can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t received any of these yet. But also most of the time, I don&#8217;t drive in the first place. But when I do. Parking is one of my least favorite things to do. I admit that I don&#8217;t have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=1978\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}