{"id":2021,"date":"2007-03-14T18:20:50","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T02:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2021"},"modified":"2007-03-14T18:20:50","modified_gmt":"2007-03-15T02:20:50","slug":"cookies-are-they-made-out-of-girl-scouts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2021","title":{"rendered":"Cookies? Are they made out of girl scouts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you can walk outside without a (light) jacket, you know it&#8217;s time.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the time to head to supermarkets because little girls are afraid of foreboding old-looking apartment buildings.  Or because I live in the Mission where almost everyone is never home.<\/p>\n<p>I found my thin mints.  The last box.  Melted and all stuck together.  At the local Raley&#8217;s.  But I gladly paid $3.50 for them.  Then we went to Safeway and found a troop closing up.  We sat in the car while they delivered it to us drive-in style.<\/p>\n<p>When I was a girl scout, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/17522667\/site\/newsweek\/from\/ET\/\">I am not sure if I learned many lessons<\/a>.  I can recall giving the order sheets to my parents.  And they would come back with many orders from their coworkers.  I would ask my neighbors.  But would they buy them out of guilt?  It was $3.00 then.  So were they willing to give a small donation for cookies they really didn&#8217;t want?  Or did they really buy it for the sweet award?  Regardless, I don&#8217;t think I ever sold the most cookies in my troop\u00e2\u20ac\u201djust shooting for average.<\/p>\n<p>I rarely ever go to a store to buy cookies.  Perhaps once or twice a year usually for a party.  But I make an exception for Girl Scouts.  It is the sweetness of innocence.  And besides, the feeling of being satisfying sick from eating a whole box of cookies is enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you can walk outside without a (light) jacket, you know it&#8217;s time. It&#8217;s the time to head to supermarkets because little girls are afraid of foreboding old-looking apartment buildings. Or because I live in the Mission where almost everyone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2021\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}