“I don’t know you now,” I said in embarrassment but with a slight tilt of amusement.<\/p>\n
We went into Macys that afternoon to use a coupon for a free Jockey panty coupon. Personally, I have always been a fan of such coupons at Victoria’s Secret and was intrigued to choose another brand. When we got to the racks, the ones made out of microfiber in my size were all gone. I spotted another rack full of the cotton type and started a search for my size in the right style.<\/p>\n
But he spotted a nearby mannequin wearing a microfiber version in my size. He gave me a “can I?” look.<\/p>\n
“Don’t do it,” I said flatly and proceeded to search the racks. “I don’t want to wear something…a mannequin has touched!”<\/p>\n
And being who he is, he ignored my comment and started strip the mannequin. I stepped away and hissed loudly, “I don’t know you now!”<\/p>\n
He somehow got it down the mannequin’s plastic legs. Unfortunate due to poor planning, he didn’t realize the mannequin was on a post and the post was stapled to the ground. The gray panty was hanging on the plastic legs, looking like a poorly stripped mannequin. As if a drunk kid had decided to deface everything in the lingerie department. He had trouble returning it to the original state. I nearly pulled him away, but thought better and I insisted he put it back. He struggled for several minutes stretching the fabric and finally got it back to the previous state.<\/p>\n
Oddly enough, not a single Macys employee or even customer walked by us. I guess the 7th floor of the women’s Macys isn’t a popular spot.<\/p>\n
Oh and the link to the free Jockey panty coupon valid until June 6<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “I don’t know you now,” I said in embarrassment but with a slight tilt of amusement. We went into Macys that afternoon to use a coupon for a free Jockey panty coupon. Personally, I have always been a fan of … Continue reading