{"id":2084,"date":"2007-06-18T23:42:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-19T06:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2084"},"modified":"2007-06-18T23:42:12","modified_gmt":"2007-06-19T06:42:12","slug":"his-mind-is-not-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2084","title":{"rendered":"His mind is not mine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were in the elevator since they had closed the <i>down<\/i> escalator for maintenance.  So I waited patiently hugging a new pillow to my chest.  The elevator doors sprung open and we piled in.  I stood awkwardly at the front for a moment realizing that all the open spots at the elevator walls were taken.  Eventually, I simply moved to the back.<\/p>\n<p>Then someone pressed a button.  I stared in anguish, a bit too far to correct the problem.  Someone had pressed the <i>B<\/i> button, the last one in the elevator.  And when we arrived, the nearly 10 of us, it was the basement of clothes.  A few of us laughed awkwardly.  Then a guy pressed 2.  Probably the same guy that pressed B.<\/p>\n<p>I muttered, &#8220;You might want to press G.&#8221;  Like you know the one with the star.  But I didn&#8217;t want to make a fuss and stood there in silence as we went to 2.<\/p>\n<p>And so we arrived at 2.  The second floor and I was slightly irked as I made my way to the cashier with my pillow down the escalator to ground floor.<\/p>\n<p>But who knows pressing G might meant we would land in a supply closet?  Seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were in the elevator since they had closed the down escalator for maintenance. So I waited patiently hugging a new pillow to my chest. The elevator doors sprung open and we piled in. I stood awkwardly at the front &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2084\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}