{"id":2096,"date":"2007-07-05T23:58:33","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T06:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2096"},"modified":"2007-07-05T23:58:33","modified_gmt":"2007-07-06T06:58:33","slug":"oh-kwik-e-mart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2096","title":{"rendered":"OH KWIK-E-MART"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would love to work at the marketing firm that was behind the marketing campaign for the Simpsons movie.  Aka the group that did the Kwik-E-Mart transformations.<\/p>\n<p>Just because it sounds cool.  But we all know those projects aren&#8217;t never true dreams.<\/p>\n<p>BUT NONETHELESS.  I shall go to the only one located in Northern California which is ridiculously located in Mountain View.  I shall go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/laist.com\/2007\/07\/02\/welcome_to_kwik.php\">Kwik-E-Mart<\/a> to buy a Squishee, the Pink Donut, take some photos with the old man and scrawl alongside BART&#8217;s graffiti.  I shall say hi to the Indian man who is playing Abu and run away in giddiness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would love to work at the marketing firm that was behind the marketing campaign for the Simpsons movie. Aka the group that did the Kwik-E-Mart transformations. Just because it sounds cool. But we all know those projects aren&#8217;t never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2096\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}