{"id":2106,"date":"2007-07-17T16:38:04","date_gmt":"2007-07-17T23:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2106"},"modified":"2007-07-17T16:38:04","modified_gmt":"2007-07-17T23:38:04","slug":"chubba-fingee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2106","title":{"rendered":"Chubba fingee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never liked chubby fingers.  If you asked me, what I find the most appealing (physical) aspect of the opposite gender, it&#8217;s the hands.  Specifically fingers.<\/p>\n<p>A friend rationalized my reasoning for me.  If someone had chubby fingers, they obviously had some health issues.  Overweight.  Ungainly.  Pleasantly plump.  And perhaps, I can rationalize my superficiality.<\/p>\n<p>But right now, I have a chubby left pointer finger due to my allergic reaction to an insect bite conveniently on the inside of my pointer finger.  The typical folds I have in my fingers leading to my usual double-jointedness are gone and filled with tautness.  All is replaced by this finger that can barely bend at 45 degree angles and itches like crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Early this morning, I stumbled out of bed groping for my Benedryl cream and smeared it all over my finger.  Then I curled back into a ball with my finger spread out, far away from my right hand.  The right hand that so desperately wanted to rub and scratch that annoying itch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never liked chubby fingers. If you asked me, what I find the most appealing (physical) aspect of the opposite gender, it&#8217;s the hands. Specifically fingers. A friend rationalized my reasoning for me. If someone had chubby fingers, they obviously &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2106\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}