{"id":2162,"date":"2007-10-17T21:40:20","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T04:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2007-10-17T21:40:20","modified_gmt":"2007-10-18T04:40:20","slug":"behind-them-they-heard-a-smack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2162","title":{"rendered":"Behind them, they heard a smack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was coming down the escalator after a short trip through the Westfield.  Window shopping.  I was looking forward to eating the chili I had prepared yesterday, which would have become better today.<\/p>\n<p>I saw the BART train arriving as I hit the last step.  Knowing which car I should get on so that I would exit right at the up escalator at my stop, I walked quickly that way.  The doors opened with a whoosh and soon in less than 10 minutes I would be home.<\/p>\n<p>Then suddenly, I was not looking at the train, but at the ground.  Someone a man had walked into my path.  Either deliberately sticking a foot in my way or&#8230;just accidentally walking in.  Rather than just losing a footstep, I had went face flat, toppled on the ground, letting out a small <i>arrrrgh<\/i> in my own quiet social anxious way.  The small crowd in front of the BART doors gasped almost silently, watching me.  Nobody came my way to help me although I was dressed smartly&#8230;from work.<\/p>\n<p>I had landed on all fours.  My knees and palms stung a bit as I brushed myself.  After a short pause, the man started apologizing.  I briefly looked up, seeing that it was&#8230;not (and to my bias and my discriminatory middle classness) someone I would like to shake hands with&#8230;I mumbled, &#8220;It&#8217;s ok&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And rather than partaking in my stinging pain, I ran into the BART car and chose to stand.  As the train started to move, I checked myself.  Thankfully, no scapes, just tenderness from hitting the hard concrete floor.<\/p>\n<p>I went home and iced my left elbow which felt oddly painful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was coming down the escalator after a short trip through the Westfield. Window shopping. I was looking forward to eating the chili I had prepared yesterday, which would have become better today. I saw the BART train arriving as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2162\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}