{"id":2213,"date":"2008-01-09T23:57:16","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T07:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2008-01-11T00:30:27","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T08:30:27","slug":"the-terrible-secret-of-animal-crossing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2213","title":{"rendered":"The terrible secret of animal crossing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hear the animalese in the background.  Delicate sounds like a lullaby.  Soft sounds of a netherland.  A frantic scrawling of a pen?<\/p>\n<p>A music box?<\/p>\n<p>A computer application?<\/p>\n<p>A phone?<\/p>\n<p>No it&#8217;s the sounds of animal crossing. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v178\/feyenne\/auuugh.gif\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/demon-alley.com\/temp\/sa\/camp.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>What is the <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.somethingawful.com\/showthread.php?threadid=2666800\">terrible secret of animal crossing<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><i>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve documented the journey of Billy, a young, happy lad who believes he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going off to have fantastic adventures at summer camp.<\/p>\n<p>This is a literal and practically contextual account of what happens to poor bastards sent to Animal Crossing.<\/p>\n<p>This is the true story of Billy.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear the animalese in the background. Delicate sounds like a lullaby. Soft sounds of a netherland. A frantic scrawling of a pen? A music box? A computer application? A phone? No it&#8217;s the sounds of animal crossing. What is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2213\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}