{"id":2217,"date":"2008-01-16T10:26:52","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T18:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2217"},"modified":"2008-01-16T10:26:52","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T18:26:52","slug":"air-air-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2217","title":{"rendered":"Air, Air, Air"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/macbookair\/\">Air<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p>When <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/macbook-air\/\">I first saw you<\/a>, I was in love.  You were going to be my next love after <a href=\"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/images\/powerbook.jpg\">my baby powerbook<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>You see, my baby powerbook was everything I wanted.  Lightweight.  Thin and small.  Eye-dazzling.  Sexy.  And the <i>this powerbook is with me and not you<\/i> bragging rights.  Unfortunately years passed (almost 4) and my baby powerbook is becoming slower and slower.  And gaining all this unnecessary bangs and marks.<\/p>\n<p>The baby powerbook is still chugging.<\/p>\n<p>But I laid eyes on you.  Thin.  Dazzling.  Light.  So many fans.  And you were going to be mine for a tiny price of $1799.<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized you had no disc drive and you stole drives from others.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s like borrowing toilet paper from your next door neighbor every single time, because you couldn&#8217;t afford to get your own.<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;so&#8230;ok bye!<\/p>\n<p>Jenn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Air, When I first saw you, I was in love. You were going to be my next love after my baby powerbook. You see, my baby powerbook was everything I wanted. Lightweight. Thin and small. Eye-dazzling. Sexy. And the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2217\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}