{"id":2332,"date":"2008-07-08T23:43:07","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T06:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2332"},"modified":"2008-07-08T23:43:07","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T06:43:07","slug":"my-lunch-its-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2332","title":{"rendered":"My lunch!  IT&#8217;S GONE."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toward the end of last week, the company microwave broke.<\/p>\n<p><i>Ok, no problem,<\/i> I thought and put my lunch into the fridge.  Then I headed out to lunch to bond with coworkers.<\/p>\n<p>Today, a new microwave hadn&#8217;t arrived and I was hungry.  I wanted to eat the Amish noodles that my mom had delicately mixed with chicken and sauce.  When noontime arrived, I was ready.  I headed to the fridge.  There, I reached for the area where I had last seen it.  Yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>It was no longer there.  It was replaced with some unmarked containers with stuff that was not mine.<\/p>\n<p>I panicked and searched the entire fridge again.  Pushing cartons and canisters out the way.  I remember it was in a rectangular box and there was a peach there too.  I wanted it.  It was supposed to be mine&#8230;to eat!  Where!<\/p>\n<p>I stood there frantically looking, looking in the tupperware that wasn&#8217;t mine.  Could it be possible that someone put in another container?  I looked on every shelf even the ones with jams and sauces on the fridge door.  Like a madwoman I looked in the same places over and over again, believing that if I just looked again if I blinked, it would reappear.<\/p>\n<p>But finally I settled on it being lost, perhaps tossed in a moment of fridge cleaning.<\/p>\n<p>I drank lemonade juice.  Organic from Safeway to soothe my disappointment.  I held in the burps but tried to not mourn my loss of my Amish noodles, specially purchased and selected from a woman in Pennsylvania.<\/p>\n<p>I just hope someone enjoyed it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toward the end of last week, the company microwave broke. Ok, no problem, I thought and put my lunch into the fridge. Then I headed out to lunch to bond with coworkers. Today, a new microwave hadn&#8217;t arrived and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2332\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}