{"id":2346,"date":"2008-08-03T23:56:30","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T06:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2346"},"modified":"2008-08-03T23:56:30","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T06:56:30","slug":"suddenly-the-computer-was-no-longer-mute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2346","title":{"rendered":"Suddenly the computer was no longer mute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Why can&#8217;t you speak?!?!?!<\/i> I stared at my computer.  My 4 year old powerbook.  A reason that I have refused to upgrade to a powerbook.  But the sound, the <i>sound<\/i> had disappeared from the powerbook.<\/p>\n<p>External speakers worked.  As well as headphones.  But the internal speakers, one of the many reasons I chose the powerbook over its PC equivalent did not work.<\/p>\n<p>Was I to forever carry around an entity that depended on an external machine to speak?<\/p>\n<p>But no, that wouldn&#8217;t be.  And thus, I set upon a journey to fix it.<\/p>\n<p>First I came across articles that said it was a hardware problem.  But no, I could no longer bring it to Apple Store.  <i>WHAT IS THAT<\/i> the guy at the genius bar would say and encourage me to buy a macbook or perhaps an apple care plan.  Or perhaps they would notice my dents and usher me away because&#8230;apple care doesn&#8217;t cover owner-caused-damage.<\/p>\n<p>I hate taking apart computers, especially of my own.  It&#8217;s like how my mom even as a nurse who regularly worked in the recovery room&#8230;she didn&#8217;t want to even do the simple procedure of putting a needle in my arm for IV.  It&#8217;s like hurting your own even though you believe you&#8217;re the only one who can care the most.<\/p>\n<p>But second, it was a simple solution.  The computer could not recognize when no jack was in.  It thought there was something in there, telling itself not to use the internal speakers.<\/p>\n<p>Declaring, <i>ONWARD, cotton swab!<\/i> Chris raced to the bathroom and grabbed a Q-tip.<\/p>\n<p>Yelling, I said no!  Don&#8217;t stuff the cotton in my computer.  No, I calmed him down.  I said, <i>the guy used a toothpick with a bit of cotton dipped in alcohol.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Chris returned with the cotton ripped off the swab.  It was lightly drenched in rubbing alcohol.  My computer was still on and he turned it sideways as I watched in reluctance, telling my powerbook that it was ok.  He put the swab in.  <i>Careful!<\/i> I said.<\/p>\n<p>And suddenly, he screamed.  LOUDLY.  As if electrocuted and he shook.  I screamed in response in terror.  Eyes wide open, terrified that I had caused horrific damage.<\/p>\n<p>Thoughts began racing as he starting laughing.  I furrowed my brows in utter UN-amusement.  His expression said <i>GOTCHA<\/i>.  But he pressed a few buttons on my computer and to my delight, the computer spoke.<\/p>\n<p>It said, <i>I am turning the volume up!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t you speak?!?!?! I stared at my computer. My 4 year old powerbook. A reason that I have refused to upgrade to a powerbook. But the sound, the sound had disappeared from the powerbook. External speakers worked. As well &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2346\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}