“So you have no chicken right…so uh…egg, tomatoes…no cheese,” I started saying.<\/p>\n
“No cheese?? We require that all crepes have cheese!” he bellowed out to me.<\/p>\n
I was slightly frightened and scanned the list again for a combination with no cheese. So I changed my approach, “What do you recommend with no cheese?”<\/p>\n
“You must have cheese!” he said.<\/p>\n
I let silence fill the void, blinking in uncertainty\u00e2\u20ac\u201dbut I don’t like cheese maybe I’ll just follow his recommendation. Then he interrupted my thought process, “Oh you don’t need to have cheese. I was just joking.”<\/p>\n
“Oh…ok. Then onions, tomatoes, eggs. No mushrooms. No hot sauce.” I stiffened for a moment hoping he wouldn’t rebuke me.<\/p>\n
He started making the eggs. I wanted to say Please don’t make them too scrambled<\/i>, but was afraid of another joke at my expense.<\/p>\n
He apologized as he handed me a completed crepe, “Here you go Mademoiselle. Sorry to have given you a hard time.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, I couldn’t help but be picky.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“So you have no chicken right…so uh…egg, tomatoes…no cheese,” I started saying. “No cheese?? We require that all crepes have cheese!” he bellowed out to me. I was slightly frightened and scanned the list again for a combination with no … Continue reading