{"id":2371,"date":"2008-09-15T22:42:51","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T05:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2008-09-15T22:42:51","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T05:42:51","slug":"there-was-someone-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2371","title":{"rendered":"There was someone there"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finished a long shower at my usual late night time.  Around 11 pm, because I have trouble going to sleep if I can&#8217;t feel clean.  This way I never have conflict with my roommate because he showers in the morning and sleeps early (my room is the one next to the bathroom).<\/p>\n<p>So in my bathrobe, I decided to walk to the kitchen to toss my empty shampoo bottle in recycling.  As I spin around the corner, I realize that there&#8217;s someone there on the living room couch.  I catch my breath, pausing around the corner.  I glance at my roommate&#8217;s room.  It&#8217;s dark.  Holding my breath, I turn around the corner and say, &#8220;Hey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She struggles out in a small voice, &#8220;Are you done? Bathroom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She was wearing a single black dress.  Her legs curled under her as she read a book in dimly lit living room.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah sure,&#8221; I reply quickly dropping off my shampoo bottle and heading back to my room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finished a long shower at my usual late night time. Around 11 pm, because I have trouble going to sleep if I can&#8217;t feel clean. This way I never have conflict with my roommate because he showers in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2371\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}