{"id":2454,"date":"2009-02-16T22:48:17","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T06:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2454"},"modified":"2009-02-16T22:48:17","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T06:48:17","slug":"a-snippet-from-a-skit-i-wrote-in-december-2002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2454","title":{"rendered":"A snippet from a skit I wrote in December 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The skit was based on a true story.  Back then, I thought he was being stupid.  Now I realize that he was probably trying to flirt and failing.<\/p>\n<p><i>Mike: What are you doing?  I hear typing.<\/p>\n<p>Jenn: I am multitasking.<\/p>\n<p>Mike: Whoa, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a big word!  What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s multitasking?<\/p>\n<p>Jenn: dude, you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know?  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s doing multiple tasks all at one time.<\/p>\n<p>Mike: Really?!  You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re so smart.  How do you spell it?<\/p>\n<p>Jenn: M-U-L-T-I-T-A-S-K-I-N-G.<\/p>\n<p>Mike: Wow!  That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so cool.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The skit was based on a true story. Back then, I thought he was being stupid. Now I realize that he was probably trying to flirt and failing. Mike: What are you doing? I hear typing. Jenn: I am multitasking. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2454\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}