{"id":2482,"date":"2009-04-15T23:58:16","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T06:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2482"},"modified":"2009-04-16T00:02:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T07:02:37","slug":"tips-for-the-unemployed-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2482","title":{"rendered":"Tips for the Unemployed III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Getting laid off is the best answer for &#8220;why did you leave your last job&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>No passed judgment, no criticism, no culture clash.<\/p>\n<p>Apologies all around.<\/p>\n<p>On my first day of being unemployed, I attended a conference.  People had advised against me attending the conference as result of the significant event\u00e2\u20ac\u201dbut I needed something to assure me that I was still a normal person.  I pretended I still had a job and studiously took down notes during the talks.<\/p>\n<p>Having trouble holding back anything big, I couldn&#8217;t help declaring that I was unemployed.  I crossed out the company name on my nametag and wrote (too hastily) &#8220;I am looking&#8221;.   As I introduced myself, I would add with a big smile, &#8220;&#8230;and I am looking!  Today is my first day!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Most of the time, people laughed.<\/p>\n<p>I made one friend that day.  Then spent $20+ for a dinner with friends afterwards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting laid off is the best answer for &#8220;why did you leave your last job&#8221;. No passed judgment, no criticism, no culture clash. Apologies all around. On my first day of being unemployed, I attended a conference. People had advised &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2482\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}