{"id":2498,"date":"2009-05-10T19:52:28","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T02:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2009-05-10T19:52:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T02:52:28","slug":"an-overview-of-phases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2498","title":{"rendered":"An Overview of Phases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spring 2008: I will sew my own clothing, bead necklaces and knit my hats.<br \/>\nSummer 2008: I will invest wisely.  I will plan and save for a wedding that is not even close to where I am now.<br \/>\nFall 2008: It is important to know which people are level I, level II, level III.<br \/>\nEarly 2009: Why do people admire girls with bubble butts and how do I get one?<br \/>\nLast month: My apartment will be dust-free.<br \/>\nNow: I don&#8217;t care what I eat.  I just want it to be sweet and tasty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring 2008: I will sew my own clothing, bead necklaces and knit my hats. Summer 2008: I will invest wisely. I will plan and save for a wedding that is not even close to where I am now. Fall 2008: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2498\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}