{"id":2550,"date":"2009-08-05T23:42:07","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T06:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2009-08-05T23:42:07","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T06:42:07","slug":"heres-a-photo-of-breakfast-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2550","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s a photo of breakfast in bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That day, I woke up miserable.  Even though the night before, I had said that I would make a omelet.  <\/p>\n<p><i>Out of tomatoes?<\/i> I asked.  Then I suggested, <i>Jalape\u00c3\u00b1os?  Bell pepper?  Maybe potatoes<\/i><\/p>\n<p>As I went to sleep, I dreamed of all the combinations.  I wouldn&#8217;t eat the omelet of course, because I hate the yolk and white mixed together into a mush.  But the creativity was a nice way to fall asleep.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up, unwell.  And I said that I was hungry and couldn&#8217;t move&#8230;and could he, would he make me breakfast.  When I turned over an hour later, there was a plate ready and willing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/circia\/3793823077\/\" title=\"Breakfast in Bed by jdng, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3490\/3793823077_9a07331f25.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Breakfast in Bed\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That day, I woke up miserable. Even though the night before, I had said that I would make a omelet. Out of tomatoes? I asked. Then I suggested, Jalape\u00c3\u00b1os? Bell pepper? Maybe potatoes As I went to sleep, I dreamed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2550\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2551,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions\/2551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}