“You’re the first person that I have allowed to eat in my car,” he said, nearly three years after the fact.<\/p>\n
I have accidentally spilled cake crumbs, dripped ice cream, eaten crispy french fries with oozing sauce…and I never knew any better.<\/p>\n
There was one time when I was eating cookies and the crumbs fell into a carefully placed napkin. Knowing that our journey was going to be long, I decided to fling the crumbs out the window. As we drove forward, I rolled down the window. Not understanding physics well, I placed the napkin only inches outside and the crumbs immediately flew back into the car, causing the driver to scream in agony.<\/p>\n
So yesterday I asked, “Why me?”<\/p>\n
He was puzzled too and repeated while shaking his head, “I don’t know I don’t know…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“You’re the first person that I have allowed to eat in my car,” he said, nearly three years after the fact. I have accidentally spilled cake crumbs, dripped ice cream, eaten crispy french fries with oozing sauce…and I never knew … Continue reading