{"id":2619,"date":"2009-09-18T23:56:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T06:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2619"},"modified":"2009-09-19T00:00:30","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T07:00:30","slug":"happy-birthday-to-mr-tai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2619","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR. TAI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone is closer to thirty!  Not me!!!!! :D<\/p>\n<p>Chris is the best at:<\/p>\n<li>getting the best price for a DVD (legally)<\/li>\n<li>talking to strangers (because I can&#8217;t)<\/li>\n<li>folding clothes<\/li>\n<li>driving across the Bay Bridge from San Francisco in under 10 minutes when I am in a rush<\/li>\n<li>solving word puzzles<\/li>\n<li>getting movie and music allusions<\/li>\n<li>providing a play-by-play game commentary for any sport (when deliberately asked<\/li>\n<li>speaking in French<\/li>\n<li>knowing facts about everything (except how to live in San Francisco and how tampons work)<\/li>\n<li>playing Guitar Hero<\/li>\n<li>being super-reliable<\/li>\n<li>staying up all night to solve YOUR problem even if it would not influence him<\/li>\n<li>driving far to see you because you said you needed him<\/li>\n<li>knowledgeable to know what to do during a car accident<\/li>\n<li>cleaning the kitchen floor<\/li>\n<li>making jiang jen mien<\/li>\n<li>coming up with witty captions<\/li>\n<li>posing for ridiculous and over-the-top photos and videos<\/li>\n<li>comfortable with making a fool of himself<\/li>\n<li>not losing you at a concert<\/li>\n<li>selfless in a place when you&#8217;re super tired and want to go even you know he doesn&#8217;t want to leave<\/li>\n<li>relating to anyone including your aunt who has never met anyone outside her home town and your friend who spent some time in jail<\/li>\n<li>loving cute stuff and dolphins<\/li>\n<li>being who he is&#8230;!<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone is closer to thirty! Not me!!!!! :D Chris is the best at: getting the best price for a DVD (legally) talking to strangers (because I can&#8217;t) folding clothes driving across the Bay Bridge from San Francisco in under 10 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2619\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2619"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2621,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions\/2621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}