A few days ago, I said, “My life would suck without you!”<\/p>\n
In response, he said, “Huh?”<\/p>\n
And then I continued, “Baby I was stupid for telling you goodbye!”<\/p>\n
And he said, “Isn’t that the Kelly Clarkson song?”<\/p>\n
I had already started, “Maybe I was wrong for trying pick a fight! I know that I have got issues!”<\/p>\n
And he said, “Omg, are you quoting the actual song?”<\/p>\n
But I couldn’t help myself, “But you are pretty messed up top! But I know…that…………” I paused for dramatic effect.<\/p>\n
“AYYYY,” he exclaimed. “Did you know she got fat?”<\/p>\n
“We are nothing without each other!” I shouted. “You got a piece of me! And honestly! My life…MY LIFE! WOULD SUCK…would suck…WITHOUT YOU!”<\/p>\n
“She was cute and everything, but the fat look doesn’t work for her.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A few days ago, I said, “My life would suck without you!” In response, he said, “Huh?” And then I continued, “Baby I was stupid for telling you goodbye!” And he said, “Isn’t that the Kelly Clarkson song?” I had … Continue reading