{"id":2811,"date":"2010-01-08T23:47:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T07:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2811"},"modified":"2010-01-08T23:47:53","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T07:47:53","slug":"i-am-so-upset-that-i-will-leave-a-mess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=2811","title":{"rendered":"I am so upset that I will leave a mess!"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a small act of rebellion, I declared that I would leave a mess. Or at least, I wouldn’t stop being who I am. Almost like a light punishment.<\/p>\n

So thus, I left (and not so deliberately either):<\/p>\n

  • cookie crumbs on the floor<\/li>\n
  • empty cookie bags<\/li>\n
  • open blu-ray cases<\/li>\n
  • bags near the front door<\/li>\n
  • unclean cutting board and an avocado pit (no dirty dishes, because washing dishes is something I believe in)<\/li>\n
  • dirty laundry on the floor<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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