{"id":30,"date":"2002-02-01T23:31:33","date_gmt":"2002-02-02T07:31:33","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Food is simply fascinating.  I don\\&#8217;t know why but my parents bought me a box of Twinkies last week.  I didn\\&#8217;t start eating them until four days later.  Once I got started, I couldn\\&#8217;t stop.  I ate it, because&#8230;well I could eat it.  Then again, I didn\\&#8217;t even eat it.  I swallowed it whole.<\/p>\n<p>Wish I enjoyed the white lard inside some more.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, didn\\&#8217;t you ever know that I was a twinkie at heart? Not a banana, but a twinkie!  Cuz I am very sweet (and bad for your health)!  :D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Food is simply fascinating. I don\\&#8217;t know why but my parents bought me a box of Twinkies last week. I didn\\&#8217;t start eating them until four days later. Once I got started, I couldn\\&#8217;t stop. I ate it, because&#8230;well I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=30\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}