{"id":3232,"date":"2010-11-30T23:30:02","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T07:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3232"},"modified":"2010-11-30T23:30:02","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T07:30:02","slug":"on-the-hill-it-wasnt-moving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3232","title":{"rendered":"On the hill, it wasn&#8217;t moving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had done this a few times previously.  I would not turn off the car in the right order\u00e2\u20ac\u201dset to Park, turn wheels, take out key.  But this time, I messed up.<\/p>\n<p>I came back to discover that the steering column was locked and the key wouldn&#8217;t turn.  Having rarely driven a car most of my life, I panicked.  I tried calmly telling myself that it was something that I could find in the manual.  It said to jiggle the steering wheel and the key.  I did it first gently, then a little harder.  Nothing.  Only panic.<\/p>\n<p>I had dropped off the check for my landlord up high in the hills of upper Noe Valley\/Diamond Heights.  I had slept less than 4 hours the night previously and was looking forward to an evening surrounded by Thanksgiving goodies.  But there I was.<\/p>\n<p>Panic again.<\/p>\n<p>I called Chris.  With his concerned voice, I let all the pent-up panic, frustration, fears spill out.  It was silly.  I was embarrassed too.  I was reluctant to call anyone else to help me with my disordered list of parking causing me to be in this situation.  Not to mention that I was blocking a driveway.  He calmly told me the next steps.  Nothing.  I tried again and again.  <\/p>\n<p>And then somehow in the next five minutes, I jiggled the car to life and my Passion Pit CD album came over the speakers.  Relief.  And success.<\/p>\n<p>In 10 minutes, I struggled happily backing into my garage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had done this a few times previously. I would not turn off the car in the right order\u00e2\u20ac\u201dset to Park, turn wheels, take out key. But this time, I messed up. I came back to discover that the steering &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3232\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31],"class_list":["post-3232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-car"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3233,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions\/3233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}