{"id":34,"date":"2002-02-03T19:24:36","date_gmt":"2002-02-04T03:24:36","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I am really pissed off.  I used to talk this guy John back in the day (high school, in other words) online.<\/p>\n<p>We got back into contact recently, but I regret iming him to remind him of who I was.  Mostly, because all he ever does is make crude, feminist jokes.  Suggest dirty thoughts.  And today, he was bragging about how he just got a webcam.  I knew what was coming, but I didn\\&#8217;t stop him.  So of all things, he sends me a picture of his very sad manhood.<\/p>\n<p>Then I tell him that I have his ip number.  After a pause, I tell him that I am going to hack his computer.  He starts protesting.  Then I tell him that I know someone from his college.  Then I also add that my family (aka the mafia) lived in the same state.  He begs for mercy.  I decide to let him get off&#8230;this time.<\/p>\n<p>Then he tells me that it\\&#8217;s my turn to send him a naughty picture of myself.<\/p>\n<p>Doesn\\&#8217;t he even learn?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I am really pissed off. I used to talk this guy John back in the day (high school, in other words) online. We got back into contact recently, but I regret iming him to remind him of who I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=34\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}