{"id":3481,"date":"2011-05-31T23:05:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T06:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3481"},"modified":"2011-05-31T23:05:55","modified_gmt":"2011-06-01T06:05:55","slug":"i-love-entertaining-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3481","title":{"rendered":"I love entertaining, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is me:<br \/>\nI love having people over.  I love chattering about nothing, cooking, hearing about your life, philosophize about our beliefs, think about why people are they way they are, and more.<\/p>\n<p>But there is a time limit.  There are very <i>few<\/i> people that I want to stay forever and ever.  For everyone else, I don&#8217;t want to be rude, but I want you to leave.<\/p>\n<p>This is him:<br \/>\nHe loves having people over.  There is no time limit.  Absolutely because time need not exist.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone, please, please stay forever.  There&#8217;s video games to talk about, there&#8217;s a story to tell, there&#8217;s movie trailer that you must see, what about my bunny, how are your parents and you are&#8230;so interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is me: I love having people over. I love chattering about nothing, cooking, hearing about your life, philosophize about our beliefs, think about why people are they way they are, and more. But there is a time limit. There &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3481\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3482,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481\/revisions\/3482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}