{"id":356,"date":"2002-06-24T16:49:40","date_gmt":"2002-06-24T23:49:40","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Dear Hotel Manager,<br \/>\nI was rudely awakened by the sound of running water @ 3:13 last nite. I am requesting a credit on my last night\\&#8217;s stay or a coupon for a future stay.  Please also inform your guests that there will be consequences if they continue with what [they] do&#8230;<br \/>\nYours truly,<br \/>\nHannibal L.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Well, yes I was that person who took a shower at 3:13 am (I didn\\&#8217;t come back from Emeryville\/Berkeley until 1:30 am&#8230;but I also had some stuff that I had to check online&#8230;okay, yeah I kinda procrastinated on taking a shower).  And I cannot go to sleep without feeling clean.  Also my mom created this rule that I could not use any other bathroom except the one in the master suite.  Eh&#8230;heh I probably woke up my dad.  He left a handwritten letter on the kitchen table stating just that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just have to make sure now that I don\\&#8217;t get eaten&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Hotel Manager, I was rudely awakened by the sound of running water @ 3:13 last nite. I am requesting a credit on my last night\\&#8217;s stay or a coupon for a future stay. Please also inform your guests that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=356\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}