{"id":3583,"date":"2011-08-04T23:49:08","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T06:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3583"},"modified":"2011-08-04T23:49:08","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T06:49:08","slug":"the-kind-of-joke-that-i-absolutely-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3583","title":{"rendered":"The kind of joke that I absolutely hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Want to come onto the stage?&#8221; the emcee of the luau asked the front row of kids.<\/p>\n<p>My sister was excited.  <i>Yes!  That looked like fun!<\/i> the eyes said.  She and a few others scrambled to go up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nah!  I am just kidding!&#8221; the emcee said.<\/p>\n<p>My sister burst into tears and that defined what Hawaii was to me.  One single mean-spirited joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Want to come onto the stage?&#8221; the emcee of the luau asked the front row of kids. My sister was excited. Yes! That looked like fun! the eyes said. She and a few others scrambled to go up. &#8220;Nah! I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3583\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3584,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions\/3584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}