{"id":3660,"date":"2011-09-13T23:43:43","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T06:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3660"},"modified":"2011-09-13T23:43:43","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T06:43:43","slug":"i-saw-a-shiny-thing-and-looked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3660","title":{"rendered":"I saw a shiny thing and looked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was describing the bike I just saw, chattering away on my phone.  Perhaps yelling even \u00e2\u20ac\u201d describing yet again how I walked away from a potential bike because of a feeling of uncertainty.  Before seeing the bike, I had came back from a bike ride to Tiburon with Molly.  Covered with sweat still with my helmet and hands with bike gloves, I was walking a borrowed bike down Valencia.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But it seemed to ride fine and I can&#8217;t believe\u00e2\u20ac\u201d&#8221; I said as something fell near my feet right outside <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phoenixirishbar.com\/\">The Phoenix<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry,&#8221; a guy mumbled as he leaned to pick it up.  <i>It<\/i> was a shiny gold square packet.  In clear letters, it was Magnum XL.  The guy scooped it up and kept walking in the opposite direction.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped mid-sentence, processing what I had just seen.  I paused and turned around, glancing at the guy.  He was beefy\u00e2\u20ac\u201da standard Marina &#8216;bro of watching football, drinking at least two beers a day, and so young so young.<\/p>\n<p>And he was glancing back at me.<\/p>\n<p>I turned around&#8230;waited&#8230;and started laughing.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"345\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hKKGtf37TEI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was describing the bike I just saw, chattering away on my phone. Perhaps yelling even \u00e2\u20ac\u201d describing yet again how I walked away from a potential bike because of a feeling of uncertainty. Before seeing the bike, I had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3660\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3661,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3660\/revisions\/3661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}