{"id":3679,"date":"2011-10-02T23:45:04","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T06:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3679"},"modified":"2011-10-02T23:45:04","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T06:45:04","slug":"i-am-anti-bacheleorette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3679","title":{"rendered":"I am anti-bacheleorette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vegas?  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Seriously???&#8221; I would exclaim.<\/p>\n<p>The idea of debauchery as a last celebration of singledom appalled me.  And parading around in a white veil with idiotic games&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>But then I was given a penis cake mold.<\/p>\n<p>And I couldn&#8217;t help but create something.  The ideas kept flowing through my head and I couldn&#8217;t stop it.  I had to make it.<\/p>\n<p>I found colorful cake mix, took the frosting from Whole Foods (there&#8217;s only one kind that&#8217;s gluten-free, dairy-free, egg-free, organic) and cheap decorative items.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/circia\/6180612564\/\" title=\"Making it real.  Really real. by jdng, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6176\/6180612564_22a770bdfe.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Making it real.  Really real.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And allow the future Mrs. Bobbit to have fun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/circia\/6180085967\/\" title=\"Slicing up the balls by jdng, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6162\/6180085967_2a7913e61c.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Slicing up the balls\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vegas? &#8220;Seriously???&#8221; I would exclaim. The idea of debauchery as a last celebration of singledom appalled me. And parading around in a white veil with idiotic games&#8230; But then I was given a penis cake mold. And I couldn&#8217;t help &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3679\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3679"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3680,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679\/revisions\/3680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}