{"id":3741,"date":"2011-11-08T23:50:55","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T07:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3741"},"modified":"2011-11-08T23:50:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T07:50:55","slug":"here-is-a-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3741","title":{"rendered":"Here is a shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That I accidentally drank.  Or at least I was trying not to show that I was so <i>not<\/i> a non-alcoholic.  And why would I waste $5?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/circia\/6296867714\/\" title=\"Oyster Shot by jdng, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6032\/6296867714_202eb14ea0.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Oyster Shot\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I swallowed it in one gulp trying not to taste what&#8230;really was like gasoline to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That I accidentally drank. Or at least I was trying not to show that I was so not a non-alcoholic. And why would I waste $5? So I swallowed it in one gulp trying not to taste what&#8230;really was like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3741\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3742,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3741\/revisions\/3742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}