{"id":3786,"date":"2011-12-08T23:55:10","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T07:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3786"},"modified":"2011-12-08T23:55:10","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T07:55:10","slug":"this-is-my-worst-bike-incident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3786","title":{"rendered":"This is my worst bike &#8220;incident&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started thinking about my plans for the evening going down Townsend past the caltrain station.  How I would get to the researcher meetup.  How I would head up to Russian Hill.  How I would find parking.<\/p>\n<p>And then while going around 6 mph\u00e2\u20ac\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I suddenly found myself going right as if the wheels had taken a mind of their own.  A crack in the road?  Something wrong with my recently fixed bike?  I weaved between two parked cars and fell on my right side.<\/p>\n<p>A biker passed by and paused.  He was a standard hipster with a beard and glasses.  <i>Are you ok?<\/i>, he asked.<\/p>\n<p>I brushed myself and steadied my bike.  I responded in embarrassment, <i>Yes.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I stood there in pain, checking myself.  My knee.  My leg felt scraped.  But the most pain was how I fell.  All I was happy about was how&#8230;if I was male, I would certainly be in more pain.<\/p>\n<p>Then I checked my bike.  What was wrong?  Was it the back wheel that recently got completely replaced?  I sighed testing my pedals.  Maybe something was wrong.  But then I realized that it wasn&#8217;t.  It was just&#8230;a self-inflicted fall, perhaps caused by something in the road.<\/p>\n<p>After 5 minutes of aching, I got back on my bike and slowly rode home.<\/p>\n<p>Four hours later, I was at a friend&#8217;s birthday and someone jokingly put his hand on my knee in a show how much physical touch is hard for me.  I yelped in pain, possibly scaring everyone at the bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started thinking about my plans for the evening going down Townsend past the caltrain station. How I would get to the researcher meetup. How I would head up to Russian Hill. How I would find parking. And then while &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3786\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45],"class_list":["post-3786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bike"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3787,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3786\/revisions\/3787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}